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How to paint with watercolors.  All the lessons, exercises, and expert tips to get you started. 

Your best is an idiot! You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Can we have Bender Burgers again? Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

How much did you make me? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. You know, I was God once.

Kids have names? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Tell her she looks thin.

“Get a quote in there to break up text blocks.
It looks pretty and helps make the content
feel easier for the reader.”

– Aristotle H3

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Belligerent and numerous. Ask her how her day was. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’!

Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Kids have names? You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Professor, make a woman out of me. Soothe us with sweet lies.

Say what? Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Throw her in the brig. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Tell them I hate them. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Leela’s gonna kill me. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. You are the last hope of the universe. Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Daylight and everything. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.